SEO is Not Dead, It's Just Changing
Friday, 5 November 2010 by AdministratorLast week, Ben Elowitz, CEO of Wetpaint and former co-founder of Blue Nile, penned a byline titled "SEO is Dead, and the New King is 'SMO.'" (In case you were wondering, that's social media optimization, not the Seattle Mandolin Orchestra.)
Aaron Goldman looks at this assertion and the reaction to it in mediapost, saying 'SMO is powerful. But SEO is not dead.'
SEO(Search Engine Optimisation) is a process of making your website more visible to search engines, and therefore more likely to be seen by those searching for your keywords. The recent announcement from Microsoft that Bing is incorporating Facebook "likes" into its core search algorithm is cited in the initial article as evidence that SEO is no longer necessary, as people will look for 'word of mouth' references from their social networks. In Elowitz's words:
The encouraging implication is that the audience values content, not keywords. And Facebook sides with the audience. And so it’s time to christen a new era of social-media optimization, or “SMO.” The era of SMO liberates publishers from the exercise of tricks, hacks and keywords. Instead, the big opportunity is now once again creating and refining the most appealing content possible. (full article: SEO Is Dead, And The New King Is ‘SMO’ )
Social networks are only an extension of the traditional 'word of mouth' which has really never gone out of favour here in New Zealand. Over the last 15 years of developing websites in Auckland, we've often heard clients say 'I get all my business from word of mouth - I don't need my site to be found in search.' This was never really accurate - at the very least a website should be optimised for the company name. However there is no doubt that people prefer to buy from people they know and trust, or at the very least people who their freinds know and trust.
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